David Morris

A perfect depiction of American history as told from the BS a random high schooler (who failed to study) will make up when put on the spot by his teacher. This movie is hilariously overconfident in it's stupidity (which is exactly the point) and had me and my friends laughing and rolling our eyeballs with every joke and cliched movie reference. From Jason Statum transporting the villain by using gas pedals to drive horses, to the deliberately woke casting behind a certain scientist named Thomas, we were busting basically the entire time. Granted, some of the pacing and character development after the main cast has been introduced in the middle of the story could've been better. But I'd say that the opening, the finale, and any scene featuring the hamtastic villain really sells this comedy. To steal a line from the film itself, this movie accomplished nothing. "But we'll accomplish nothing...FOR AMERICA!" MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

This movie exceeds its hype. Absolute quality poured into each scene to create a realistic plot that anyone can follow. Screenplay, writing, acting, practical effects, nothing is left to chance. This film was made with love, commitment, and maximum effort. A+.

This game clearly copies off of Nintendo's homework with Breath of the Wild. Fortunately for you and Ubisoft, it succeeds (as opposed to fail insultingly) to rip off it's source of inspiration quite well; tempered with a self-aware sense of humor that makes you want to let them get away with their pilfering. TL;DR This game is a thief. But it's a charming thief. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ugh! Okay, so I guess the script is honestly funny enough to defeat the inner cynic, and considering that I'd personally give Breath of the Wild a 16 out of ten Best-Game-In-Twenty-Years award... Dangit, fine! I guess I'll give this game a nine out of ten. As much as I want to not like it, the game is competent and feels like the Kid Icarus game Nintendo should make. I (sigh) do NOT regret buying it. I (can't believe I'm saying this) do recommend it. Especially if you don't have a Switch and never had the chance to play the latest Zelda. -David

This show is so ridiculously stupid that I hate it. Hence why I have to keep watching the next episode. It is meticulously and deliberately engineered to be "so bad its good." Everything is over the top, over-acted, and too stupid to take seriously, despite the caricature of "grimface" that the characters are putting on, in this story of one woman's wild quest for revenge (tm) for the death of her father. >:-[ You can't help but to laugh at the stakes.

It's okay. It could've been worse. In the least, they succeeded in making it like Star Wars Episode III. As with the prequels, the damage from the second installment cannot be undone, so the best with what they had based on feedback was implemented for the third.