slaking 21

You are a neanderthal if you give this game something below 5 stars. Bugsnax is the ark of the covenant of video games. You know Indiana Jones? Do you know that box thing that melted people's faces? Yeah, that is Bugsnax. Bugsnax is so holy and good that you just have to look away if it's ever released from it's box? (I didn't watch Raiders, I just saw a clip) I'm not saying you should look away if you see Bugsnax because it can melt people's faces. No, I didn't say that. You should look at it because it's the best game ever. Anyways, I'm going off-topic here, let me just bring out the numbers. 2/10, gameplay gets boring, and I am scarred for life.