Drivel. But weirdly fun. And the there is the ending! So not worth the 6 hours I gave up to watch this. And all of the implausible plots; rich French woman staying at the dive motel, the wedding cake that one person is supposed to be able to carry like a box of donuts (wedding cakes are heavy and unstable), the ridiculous clothing for a hot 4th of July summer weekend on Nantucket (costume designer got this so wrong). How did they get Kidman to produce and the cast to commit???