Elitist Jay Jarmusch plays pretentious practical joke on, and at the expense of, zombie movie fans - aided by his superfamous leftist Hollywood buddies...
The message Jay sends to the masses: "You materialistic consumerist sheep! YOU are the real zombies! Instead of watching this boring pointless movie I tricked you into consuming, you should have been paying attention to the environment instead! Muahahahaha"
Total waste of time if you were hoping for a good ol' legit horror/comedy. Movie pretends to be what it's not, in order to send a message you didn't ask to receive.
If i had wanted to be lectured by a bunch of preachy socialists, I'd be better off going back to university instead.
Absolute cancer on this noble genre. If you are forced to watch: make sure to get it on free cable or streamed through WiFi, while sipping chardonnay, eating Skittles and burning coal - just to spite the overt messaging this piece of anti-capitalist propaganda crams down your throat.