Jon Sheets

One of the biggest wastes of time imaginable. Do something more entertaining, like getting a root canal or colonoscopy!

Watch grass grow or paint dry! Even a colonoscopy is prefered to having to watch this waste of time!

Olsen plays an older teenager with the emotional development and problem solving skills of a 12 year old. They apparently thought her exposed well-endowed cleavage, screaming skills and constent whining would carry an otherwise poorly made film. They don't! Silent House has all the adolescent suspence of Blair Witch, without the Blair or the Witch. After trying desperately to cut a star in half I gave up and gave it one star. Too bad none of the Olsens have tallent.

Appropriately named, White Noise is a monotonous 2 hours worth of packaged self-serving intellectual drivel. Dialog so non-riveting it makes the sound of vomiting seem interesting by comparison. In short, only career politicians can say so little in so many words. If you are contemplating watching this excuse for a movie, take a nap instead. It will be a more productive use of your time!