Maggie Terrell

I was feeling down and desperately trying to salvage the pieces of my sorrowful life in Beverly Hills. My husband than said he’d no longer support my care-free lifestyle and forced me into our home off the Gulf Of Mexico. He said it’d be fine but there was no longer 4 stories, only 3. But than Sharktopus vs Whalewolf was bestowed upon me like the Holy Spirit. It was such a touching a beautiful movie to have consumed with thy eyes. I watched it over and over and became a leading activist for the movie. My kids begged me to stop and that having a Sharktopus vs Whalewolf Only Fans was embarrassing, but they just didn’t understand the joy of the holy grail known as this movie. My kids said that I should try thinking of them more. So I thought some, and realized I’m doing something wrong. I proceeded to right my wrongs and got pregnant from a shark. I named my child HeShark and now we live comfortably on an oil rig out in the ocean. (Update: I disowned my other kids.) #blessed #sharkbb #richbutsad