John Marabeas

Worst movie, if not ever, pretty close. Laughably so. Nothing original about it at all. I can’t believe Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 92% rating. That alone is laughable. What? They got 15-year-old kids rating movies now? Anyway, you’ve been warned. You want to waste 2 hours of your time watching this only to realize you HAVE wasted 2 hours, have at it. But don’t say you weren’t warned.

Interesting concept, delivered horribly. Cliche, facile, but most of all, boring.

So, why do I see two different people writing the EXACT same review, word for word? What’s up with that? Can’t really trust the reviews if the exact same text is word for word, can we? Nope.

Wonderfully creepy, a must watch movie.

Meh … in comparison to the history that brought this into being.

Great movie. Watch it. Nothing more needs to be said. (You’re welcome)

Are you kidding me? 4.7 stars, raving reviews, some even saying the “best Godzilla ever!” Not sure about that. The only thing for certain is that this is definitely one of the WORST movies ever in oh, so many ways. And, as usual, the acting is beyond laughable. I lasted an hour, tried to give it a chance (having seen the original way back in the 1950s), but I just couldn’t do it. Nope! 😩 🤣🤣🤣

Jennifer Lopez? Nah, not even going to bother watching. 🤣

Worst movie ever. Seriously. If you watch it and agree, don’t say you weren’t warned.

Silly movie. Boring, predictable, contrived, cliched, waste of time, not to mention that, since both characters are so totally unlikable in every possible way, you start hoping that each will be successful in knocking the other one off. Don’t know if that happened since I stopped watching halfway through. Of course, I realize it was billed as a comedy, but that part of it must have happened after I stopped watching. Ah well, live and learn, I guess. Anyway, judge for yourself. Just don’t come back and say you weren’t warned.