Sounds like the protagonist in this movie is gunning for a 'Survivor of the Year' award.
Hanging, plane crash, under river adventure, getting shot a bunch, and even being burned alive!!
I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel where he survive getting hit by a meteor!
Are the writers determined to break the record for the most unrealistic events squeezed into one storyline? It's as if they're challenging themselves with a game of 'how many unexpected turns can we stuff into a single script!'
1 out of 5 stars, and let's be real, that lone star is all thanks to the incredible dog performance!