James Nicholson

Worst game I've ever touched on the switch. Luigi moves painfully slow everywhere. Bosses are a godawful mess of mysterious mechanics that are rarely obvious. Puzzles are a stupid application of the 5 moves you're given at the start, with occasional application of common sense It's not fun to play, it feels like something made specifically to test how high your blood pressure can go. I've been on the razors edge of spiking my switch like a football at multiple points of my play through. I can't remember what it was like to feel joy anymore. My children won't laugh, my wife just stares at me. This game has ruined an otherwise colourful life.