Mitchell Gaash

This film gave me syphilis, and I've never been happier. "Rubber" is a cinematic experience that transcends traditional boundaries, leaving viewers questioning the very fabric of reality. From the mind-bending narrative to the avant-garde cinematography, this film takes you on a journey into the depths of the absurd. I must confess, it's the worst film I've ever subjected myself to, yet I find myself inexplicably compelled to grant it 5 stars. This movie, like a clandestine lover, infected my senses with a peculiar joy, a joy so twisted that it could be likened to a euphoric ailment. It's as if the film injected a dose of happiness directly into my veins, and now I find myself inexplicably cherishing the memories of its nonsensical plot and bizarre characters. The experience was so overwhelmingly surreal that I jokingly tell friends it gave me syphilis, but in this dark humor lies a hidden truth - a contagion of joy that defies conventional expectations. "Rubber" has left an indelible mark, a strangely infectious imprint on my psyche, and for that, I can't help but revel in the twisted delight it brought into my life.