John Q

I couldn’t give this a zero and make it post, which still would’ve been too generous. This was the worst film ever made. I mean, worse than the original 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre,' worse than 'Wonder Woman: 1984,' and worse than 'Battlefield: Earth.' Those films all looked like 'Casablanca' compared to this POS. There was zero chemistry with any of the actors, they all clearly did it for the paycheck. The science was so far fetched that it sounded like it came right out of a notebook they found on the short bus. The miniatures in the disaster scenes looked like middle school dioramas, and all the actors besides the stars were so bad it made me want to throw a brick through the screen. I'm pretty sure the black guy that was the military general was blind, like literally a blind actor, as his eyes were wonky and he consistently faced the wrong direction when he talked to people. My girl asked me as the credits started to roll, 'Can you explain to me what I just watched?' After a long pause with a blank look🤔, I sadly replied... 'No. I can't' Excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out with crochet needles. They're scarred for life.