Avery Slipakoff

This movie did not flop. It fell through the floorboards and plummeted 3000 kilometers to Earths core. Walking into Sony studios, you’d find that the writing was done by a 5 year old, the photography by a blind person with Parkinson’s, the music by the deaf, the CGI and effects by Amish who had never touched technology, the acting by people who hoped they could be in an actual Spider-Man movie, and directed by someone who wished to revive this dying genre by beating it relentlessly. This movie was created with spite and hatred for everything and everyone.