Irish M

I have been watching OBX for quite some time now and I loved season 1 and season 2 was a bit frustrating for me and season 3 left me satisfied that they finally won something for once but they had to ruin it with season 4. (Spoilers) firstly JJ sabotaged everyone. He is a walking crashout and honestly he needed to die at least his death wasn’t in vein. But his death was avoidable, after he finally secured the blue crown instead of making sure he was safe before celebrating he starts to yip on top of an unsecure structure and when he gets down after centuries his girlfriend joins him in the time wasting activities. Then he gets stabbed by his 2nd dad which he could’ve avoided, maybe it was all the alcohol making his slow decisions but I don’t understand why he and kie didn’t just take him down as he only had a small dagger and his other hand now full with a metal crown wrapped around in cloth so his chances of fighting back and winning are slim so they could take the blue crown instead of hugging each other for what seemed like forever then instead of running from the madman with a knife he turns round to conversate with him giving the madman the opportunity to stab him because clearly JJ is just dense. And kie stands aside while he’s being stabbed instead of hitting the stabber with a stone or doing anything to make sure he didn’t twist the knife like he did or get away with everything. Honestly this man had a knife in JJ for like a whole minute and kie just stood there watching. May as well give her popcorn. The show just makes you support a bunch of losers to a point where I just wanted JJ to hurry up and die cuz I was so angry with his stupid death. There are so many moments where it felt like the writers didn’t even want the characters to try and survive and Sarah being pregnant did absolutely nothing for the show. I don’t know why the hell they included such irrelevant features, Sarah already didn’t do much fighting or defending or anything really and her being pregnant just makes her role in the series more confusing.

I just can’t with this movie. I just can’t. I really really can’t. What has me so beyond baffled is how unrealistic this movie is. That’s what actually makes it scary, it’s not the gore or the gruesome deaths or action scenes, it’s how realistic it is. The feeling that this could happen to me is what has me on the edge of my seat through movies like final destination, the conjuring and even true crime documentaries. It’s not realistic to be pouring 1 liter of blood out your mouth while being repeatedly stabbed by 2 people at the same time about 2000 times while your damn guts come out and still somehow survive???? I’m sorry but God himself must be their doctors for these guys to make a full recovery. Kirby just kept getting back up after being beaten, stabbed and shot?!??! wtf kinda protein is Kirby taking, she must be on some kinda powder. As well as that ladder scene where that girl somehow fell 5000ft from the damn sky and broke her face on a rubber bin mind you. There were 3 people vs 1 skinny teen virgin you seriously couldn’t take him?? As well as there being 3 grown adults on the other end of a heavy metallic ladder and all it took was for ghostface to rock it for that frail girl to fly off?! You really mean to tell me they couldn’t use force to keep it still? I even thought ghostface was just gonna pull or push the ladder so she falls but rocking it is just ridiculous. I do like that there was a more interesting story plot but 30 minutes of that movie was disposable. And gale just needs to die, just let that women retire from this joke of a horror sequel she was viable in the first few films but now she’s just a consistent cunt.

Plot of the whole movie was garbage if I’m honest, the first red flag I noticed was there was a talking dragon not only could it talk it wouldn’t shut up and had a feminine voice for something that breaths fire and magma it was very surprising. One thing I also took notice of was how loud milly boby brown was screaming. You’d think when your hiding you wouldn’t make a sound and only made no noise conveniently when her father came to rescue her. Not only could she scream she also must’ve lost all her brain cells falling down that cave because she failed to recognise she was a sacrifice for 20 years and never understood when to run. So many things in this movie are unrealistic but the costumes were awesome I have no idea how the corset of the dress went from gold to black and in some scenes looked gold after it was black again. Honestly I thought the movie was not about a cave and a dragon cuz for a movie of this scale that’s frankly very weak.