Notma “NotmaName” Name

Staggering the 2nd season into 2 parts ruined the momentum, and added dread to every episode knowing the last episode is only a few episodes away, which made each episode more fleeting and spoiled the experience. It didn't feel like a full satisfying season, and it looks like another 6 episode half season is scheduled for July (date isnt written anywhere). I don't... look forward to bread crumbs. I'm not watching it. Good job team. Way to ruin it, I was looking forward to this show. Why are they trying to police binge watching to begin with? If I preferred to watch in 2 parts, then I'd watch in 2 parts, why make that (incredibly dumb) choice (which kills the pacing and enjoyability) for me. Instead it's a spoiled 5 out of 10 experience. Whatever narcissistic producer was like "I like to watch my seasons split in 2, so let's remove the choice for the viewers" obviously, don't ever hire that guy again. Crazy there's only 2 seasons to begin with. The producer said he didn't know how to stretch the plot, or else he would have to have episodes without dream in them. Considering the repetitive use the flashbacks this season, I'm not surprised this guy isn't a talented enough storyteller to know how cycle through character plotlines like GoT. They chose the absolute worst producer to head this show.

This game feels like it was made by a guy with a faux hawk, and camo shorts. Ugly style, doesn't fit the franchise. I don't get the departure from basement-rebel-hacker in a modern dystopian world to a James Bond spec operative in a cheesy 90s sci fi. Watch dogs 2 had artists with a good sense of style, but this is just generic 90s secret agent sci-fi garbage. Everything from color composition to character design is just ugly and not belonging in a watch dogs game. Watch dogs isn't sci-fi, it's supposed to have realistic MODERN themes of privacy invasion, and social engineering. But this is a shallow sci-fi 90s bond movie, and the IQ fell through the floor. There are holograms and red lights everywhere. They let British people make a watch dogs game, and they hijacked it to make a bond game. How did this happen? I don't like British people anymore, this game made me racist.

It's no worse than the original film for kids. They made an honest adaptation. I don't think it's great, but there's nothing they could do different, it's Snow White. Maybe if it were an adaptation like the huntsman, but this isn't that, it's a live version of the original. These other reviews are bots, btw. Read them. They're copying and pasting each other and accidentally including parts of the page. 1000s of them. "she's only half white, how annoying". That is racism, actual passionate racism. Animated dwarves aren't woke, supporting Palestinians isn't woke (that's not controversial, IDF dropped bombs on kids), this is about race and the conversation over this movie has been that way for years, and making it about anti-wokeness is just a convenient (and temporary) veil. Feeding into it is racist, and spineless. It's an American film, not a white film, and she's white anyway so this all really stupid, just like the very, very, very dumb, middle school-minded, adult men crying and acting like Snow White is their story (for the whites) and it's being stolen by this (half-white) American actress who supports Palestinians (again, bombs were dropped on kids, guess who's not winning that argument). Don't let "anti-woke" people twist the arm of studios. Woke means "not racist, not sexist, not homophobic", are you anti those things. Hmm, I'm not an English scholar, but if you're not-not something... Racists are twisting the arms of movie studios, grow a spine, and speak up.

Yet another movie where the director doesn't understand that when you play music over the exposition, it becomes difficult to follow. Had to keep rewinding.

It's a cinematic and visual masterpiece. If a movie were made like this, people would be calling it their favorite movie of all time. It's shocking to me they made such a great game in 5-6 years. It's like The Force Unleashed, but with better combat, visuals, movement, and more clever puzzles. I haven't experienced a single bug and even if I did, I wouldn't give a lower score because that's dumb and isn't a reflection of how fun a game is since a bug lasts like 30 seconds. They could spend 10 years on a game, and you'd still see bugs. Games have always had bugs, games will always have bugs. All big pieces of software have bugs and need updates. If you see a bug, play around it, it's 30 seconds of a 15+ hour game. It's really delusional to play a game for 15 hours and then conveniently only remember a 30 second bug when youre reviewing it. This is why we don't get sequels to things anymore. 2024 gamers are c***s that see a bug, get enraged, and then blame the bad experience that follows on the devs and not their own personality. This a PERFECT game. This industry is screwed.

Music. Never. Shuts. Up. It's mixed louder than every other piece of audio, and the loser in charge of the music decided that the entire show would just be one big concert. I can't pay attention to the show. It's just awful, and makes me hate the show, so blame him for this review. Awful cartoon. Yes, a cartoon. An animated comedy series with caricaturized characters. Every positive review is just virtue signalling "I grew up with the show (just like 40% of the planet), here's my token review to showcase my appreciation #IOnlyWatchMainstreamAnime"

No new game plus. What's the point if after hundreds of hours you just end up riding a horse and fighting random patrols. I played Odyssey multiple times, which has progress transfering, and if I want, I can return and play it again, and again. Can't with this game.