Nick and Lu 3000

With a big budget comes a terrible movie... Let's make it clear that Ezekiel had an excruciating accent from the beginning, which made all of his talking scenes unbearable. The context for Cassie's powers were very confusing and downright awkward. They nerfed Sydney Sweeney, and it got -1 stars because of it. The ending was so cringe that we were shaking from embarrassment at how poorly you can word such a powerful moment. The CGI could've been better produced in 1999 than when it was in this movie. This movie blows. Sincerely, Nick and Lu 3000

This review has nothing much to it. It was a decent movie, but some parts made us want to crawl up and cry because it was atrocious. Other parts of the movie were fun to watch. 1.) Martha sometimes needs to learn how not to speak. 2.) The clown nose was a good niche touch to the character. 3.) Action scenes were very enjoyable and very well choreographed. Lastly, Steve hard carried this movie. We heckin love Steve <3 Your biggest critics Nick and Lu 3000

The camera work was one of the worst we've ever seen, and it gave us both a headache trying to understand what was happening. This movie was unnecessarily sexual at the most awkward times. The plot of the movie was very interesting and made us actually want to finish it. We still have a headache, and we spaced out the movie between 2 different days. Don't recommend watching in one go or take some Advil beforehand. Overall a pretty bland movie to talk about. Not much to review... Your biggest critics Nick and Lu 3000

There is not much to say about this movie. It was mediocre at best. The only worthwhile scene was Duke's because at least he had an interesting place in the story. Not everyone in the movie had to have an issue outside of their everyday lives, but that's why it's mediocre. You could predict what would happen 20 minutes before it happened. Simon was the most out-of-place villain, if we could even call him a villain. L alcohol, L gambling, L sister. This movie had no character development, no proper plot, no likable characters, and no passion. It was a movie to be a movie. Your biggest critics, Nick and Lu 3000

The fact that Nick Cage wore the Willy Wonderland shirt for the entire movie and rocked it better than anyone ever could. That alone gives this movie a 5-star rating; we would give it more than five stars if we could. The character growth of "The Janitor" was the best we've ever seen. His face spoke a thousand words. Honestly, it was breathtaking how well Nick Cage played this role. That performance got us more turned on than that one scene we shall not mention. That Punch drink needs to be sold in every supermarket across the globe because we want to be as cool as The Janitor. We want to watch the movie again after finishing it because it was that good. Not watching this movie is a lawsuit-worthy crime, and everyone should watch it immediately. Your biggest critics Nick and Lu 3000 <3

Wild animals, several wild animals, must've ripped up this script. we had a baaaadd feeling about this movie. The budget for this film went into Selena Gomez dying, otherwise known as Zoe *sparkle effect*. Not a single character tried to act in this film. It was like they were zombies before they died. Honestly, the zombies had a better script, "coffee." We called that Zelda was an alien before the movie knew she was an alien, and they read the script. Also, thank goodness for Hermit Bob or whoever the guy was in the woods because although he did nothing in this movie, he still contributed better to its longevity. For a film to be an hour and 44 minutes long and feel more prolonged than the Director cut version of The Justice League is impressive. We love Zoe *sparkle effect* Your biggest critics Nick and Lu 3000