Christopher Walsh

The acting from everyone EXCEPT Dave Bautista is so bad, that before long, I became genuinely concerned I may have accidentally started watching amateur porn. What poor Dave Bautista was doing mixed up in this production is a mystery. However, if I had to guess, I'd say he must have lost a bet? Or, perhaps he had simply assumed it was porn too? I kept going with it for Dave's sake for about half an hour, and it wasn't long after, that I blacked out. My brain couldn't handle it. I had to turn it off, because I thought I was going to have a stroke. Even the dead bodies couldn't act (dead grandma is clearly seen breathing. See for yourself.) At the end of my 30 minutes, I felt as though I'd spent my entire time watching children crying. This film affected my health. Don't do it.