Kiroku Michu

And the winner is Biker Vest. Come on up here, buddy, grab your award. Hardy, Comer and Butler were drinking at a pub one night. Hardy goes: "You guys tired of being great? I'm sure tired of being great. How about we give it our worst for a change. You with me?" tosses a condom, coin style. Tails. "Sure, man," says Butler, vaping. "You the boss, Tommy boy," says Comer, sipping on sex on the beach. And Shannon joined them after he lost a pool game to a fifteen-year old gender neutral beauty contestant from Florida. And here is the product of that. Fry some crickets up, pour a root beer over ice. Enjoy the roar.

Mighty lords of HBO, have mercy on our taste buds. Pretty sure some people still haven't worked through their PTSD over the ending of GoT. When this spineless prequel came out, my buyer's remorse surfaced too. Not only they have callously wasted the only talent here in the face of the young princess, they replaced her with Olivia Cooke, whom I love and respect for her independent work, but who clearly lacks expertise for this stage. The show stinks to high heaven. It's got nothing but gore, filth and violence, backed up by zero story. And they what now, seriously plan to release 6 seasons of it? Your regular soap opera with dragons here, people. Why don't you check out some original scripts in your trash pile. Your moneymakers got no talent.

Muppets are in again? I didn't watch it. I see a poster with a grown man on it, pedestrian crossing with a purple muppet by his side and I'm like, is this a thing these days? Grown men be walking about town, followed by imaginary muppet monsters? Given Eric just came out too. Same theme. And it's Ryan Reynolds, the perfect man for this. And, naturally, Krasinki's wife. I wouldn't call her by her own stellar name since she's clearly urinating here. I get Krasinski maybe wanted to do something nice for the kids but I'd reach for DSM 5 just in case, leap through. Really, John? After A quiet place 1 and 2, this is what you're serving? Wow.

Where the thrills at? Gyllenhaal is no prosecutor. Those puppy eyes and that drama voice don't hold up in court. I have no idea what happened here, apparently he needs stellar support to help him act these days. In the first 13 minutes I watch his opening argument (flat), playing catch with his son (who cares), receive an unnerving phone call (overreact) and visit the most ludicrous crime scene ever. What's with the bow pose? It's like a compilation of every crime drama in one big fat show of nothing new. I so don't care what happens next, even though Renate Reinsve is in it (in bow pose) and I'd watch anything with her. It looks like they forgot that the opener has to have a hook in that writing room, wherever it is. Too bad. The line up was pretty great.

Supreme nonsense. Reminded me of that movie, Racer and The Jailbird, with Exarchopoulos and Schoenaerts, where she's a racer and he hijacks trucks, her family's business is about to be taken by nasty rich people, there is Serbian mafia, she gets pregnant and dies from cancer, he goes to jail and there is an afterlife. This series is such a garden of forking paths, Borges would've been blown away. Eric the puppet steals the show. What with Cumberbatch portraying addiction instead of grief, the detective watching random CCTV tapes and running home to his sick partner, his secretary answering calls and calling him Mikey all the time, mother goes off to have an affair, some shady night club people are involved, traffickers, dirty politicians, must be the laziest kidnapper in the world, keeping the kid behind the door a five-year old can kick open, the homeless epidemic, the 80's NYC, the puppet show and the estranged family. Where is the kid in all of this, I don't even know. Watched four full episodes. By episode five I just couldn't do it anymore. The character development is so lousy. The junkie who tries to sell the kid to the lamest sex trafficker ever known, is beyond ludicrous. The whole thing is such a lazy writing job, I can't even. The dialogue is copy paste. The characters are so episodic you can never understand why they were shoved into this project at all. Don't spend it all in one place, Benedict.

Why, I found the plot only a smidge exaggerated. The downvoters here tell a compelling story. Civil War does its job by stirring the ignorant, the blind and the guilty into a frenzied fury. "No, this isn't America!" they cry. "The director knows nothing about America and its history!" Now, is it the civil war past or the civil war future? Does it claim to be a documentary? Are the GoT dragons real? Alex Garland gives the world yet another gut-puncher of a story. Look at the cast, tell me you're unimpressed again. The scene sequence swoops by, sweeping you with it. The cinematography, the soundtrack, the faces. It's the kind of quality that makes people angry. And it's so true.

Ouch. You'd think both A-listers, Gosling and Blunt, who both had dipped their toes into admirable projects: Drive and Blue Valentine and Lars and The Real Girl; A Quiet Place and Sicario and The English, wouldn't sign up every time the money's green... but, no, they absolutely would. Shame.

Could've been volleyball or soccer... Three stars for technique. It's a well-shot film and O'Connor is hot. Someone please tell Zendaya being sassy on camera doesn't count as acting. She gets so uptight in moments, she looks funny. And it was a bit disturbing when she's in a pink hoodie and long curly hair, looking twelve. That, Luca, wasn't sexy at all. I guess tying the idea of a threesome around tennis is one way to write a film about a threesome. It's basically about a thirsty girl, one of those "no victim" types, imagining herself being a champion, when in reality, she just wants her cake and eat it too. Art is rich and takes care of her. Patrick is rich in other ways. So she's the racket but for some reason, I saw her as one of those balls, being tossed back and forth. It was never made clear if Art is in the closet or an impotent. Because if he's gay, his "love" for her doesn't add up. The ending was a bit weak. What are they going to be good friends again? I don't know. It was interesting to watch but in the end, I felt like I've been had. Nice tunes though.

It's Fargo ish. The framework on this is exceptional. Perfect 90-minute duration. It's sharp in both, setting and dialogue. It takes you in right away and holds the high pitch of suspense till the last minute. The casting is phenomenal. Each character shines in their spotlight. The music score, the suspense, the ending- everything about this film makes me want to hug the director. Truly well made.

Season 1 was good. It was excellent entertainment. Now why did you have to go and ruin it with politics? Where in Anne Rice's story do they go to Mother Russia? They go to Europe! For crying out loud, Hollywood, stop ruining my entertainment with MSNBC headlines.