I have never reviewed anything in my life. Got to be honest I have a stubbornness in me not to do so. But by the beard of Zeus I couldn’t not after watching this absolute train wreck of a movie. I have no idea who allowed this movie to go ahead but they need early redundancy now. As well as the people on Amazon prime who’ve gave it a platform. For anyone whose thinking of watching this, please sit and stare at a wall without blinking for 2-1/2 half hours, it’ll be more fun. A deaf and dumb man attempting to flick a cigarette into an ashtray on a moving motorcycle could of wrote better.
Now how to claw those 150 minutes back....