Grace Holden

Alyssa and her husband were so Disney-channel level obnoxious I wanted to rip my hair out. Ryle and Lily are also insufferable. The costumes for this movie were atrocious- everybody looked ugly in them. Even Blake Lively, which is a pretty impressive feat. The dialogue was cringey and embarrassing. Pretty bleak stuff, I gotta say.

Cute but too predictable to keep the audience engaged. Halfway through I got bored and started playing Minecraft

I’ve taken poops that were more profound than this movie

Ummm… what did I just waste 90 minutes on??!! 50 bucks says the writing crew gets caught for soliciting minors or CP in the next decade. Coming from a teenage girl, this movie stinks. It’s basically just a weird softcore porno involving characters that are freshly 18. Although it tries to portray itself as some deep, profound reflection on love and adulthood, it has about as much impact as a fart in a hurricane. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s probably just some Hollywood pedophile’s sick schoolgirl fantasy come to life. The dialogue is good but fairly unrealistic and highly precocious. The plot follows two slutty high school girls (don’t worry guys it’s not weird cause they’re 18!! 🥺🥺) as they romantically pursue their two balding, creepy, mediocre teachers for literally no reason other than they got bored one day. And OF COURSE the movie had to add in some naked borderline underaged girls, because it was SOOO essential to the plot. In the end, nobody faces any consequences and everyone lives happily ever after with a valuable lesson under their belt. When the movie ended, all I felt was yucky. My biggest question after seeing this is WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE?!!!?? Probably the same people that watched Cuties.