Colette Noelle

The sex scenes were too much. I understand Bella and Edward were married, but like one quarter of the movie was just sex. It drove me nuts. Also, there wasn't much excitement in this movie. There was action and excitement in the other movies, but there was hardly any in this one. It's like the directors thought all the blood in the birthing scene (and the sex scenes...) thought it would make up for the lack of excitement. And what was with the CGI baby?? Why not use a real baby?? It would make more sense. The best part? The wedding. And the superb acting.

I expected this movie to be underwhelming. It was. First off, the Furious Five aren't in the movie at all. Instead, new, pointless characters are introduced just so the Five can go fight crime in other places or whatever. I was hoping they'd turn up throughout the movie, but when they didn't appear until the very end--and didn't even have any dialogue--I was very disappointed. Second, Tai Lung was just annoying. In the first movie, Tai Lung is all about himself--he has to be the Dragon Warrior, he has to rule everything, he has to be the best. But in a split second, he decides to just go back to the Spirit Realm? It was a very weak resolution to the plot. Third, the villain was horrible. All of the other villains from the previous movies (Tai Lung, Shen, Kai) were so well-crafted because they were personal to the main characters in some way: Tai Lung was like a son to Master Shifu. Shen killed Po's mother. Kai was Master Oogway's best friend. But this movie's villain was just a very suddenly introduced random new villain that needed to be defeated. Some may say that this is not the case; she was like a mentor to Zhen. However, this is not enough. Zhen was JUST introduced and was hardly even relatable. Also, Zhen herself is just an annoying character. Everyone knew from the moment she appeared that she was going to be the Dragon Warrior... Which brings me to the fifth point: why did Po have to stop being the Dragon Warrior? He had only been it for like two years, and he was still young and able to fight. Not to mention, he would make a terrible Spiritual Leader as he can't focus on anything. The movie was a little funny, but other than that, it was disappointing and underwhelming.

From serial killers on the loose and soul-sucking demons to werewolves and hippogriffs, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" has it all! This action-packed film wastes no time getting to the excitement. It has a great deal of well-done character development and intriguing magic, as well as a one-of-a-kind story created by none other than J.K. Rowling. My only complaint is that the film left out so much about the Marauders; however, the way the excitement, drama, and action made the last fight scenes better than the one in the book made up for it. The book is still better overall; but the climax scene in the film (as well as the scene where Harry rides Buckbeak) is better than that in the book. This is my favorite Harry Potter movie for a reason. Short plot summary: 13-year-old Harry Potter learns that serial killer Sirius Black has broken out of Azkaban, the Wizarding prison. Now Dementors, souk-sucking creatures that negatively affect Harry, patrol Hogwarts, and after Harry almost dies during an encounter with them, he asks Defense Against the Dark Arts professor Remus Lupin to teach him to defend himself. But as Sirius Black becomes more of a looming threat, innocent lives are put on the line, and secrets unravel, Harry may realize that it takes friendship, trust, and courage - and not just magic - to save the day.

The creature things are too creepy. Weird story. Was not interesting.

This movie was mid... Even though it was a bit strange that Wanda had to learn a lesson she'd obviously already learned in WandaVision, the film had a dreamlike plot that kept me on the edge of my seat. This movie had a lot more gore than previous MARVEL movies. The plot would also be a bit disturbing for the younger generation, so I'd say this movie is NOT for kids. My siblings (ages 8 and 10) were scared by it and left during the middle of the movie, so I'd rate it ages 12+.

Agent Carter was awesome! I LOVED the first season! However, the second season is a different story. The first season is a tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit confusing, but I LOVED it. LOVED. The plot, the characters, the villains, EVERYTHING! In it, Peggy, working for the SSR in 1946, is still coping with Steve's "death" when Howard Stark asks her to become a double-agent. His inventions are being stolen and sold on the black market, and Howard is being accused of the damage done. Peggy has to help Howard AND make sure no one in the SSR knows what she is doing. But as conspiracies are unmasked, it's hard to know whom to trust, as trusting the wrong person could hurt many. Peggy is really a hero at the end of the show, when she *******SPOILER ALERT*******. I loved how she learned that she can't carry the weight of the world on her shoulders, and she needs friends to help her. 5/5 stars. The second season was...meh. It was REALLY confusing. I feel like since Peggy already learned her lesson in the first season, there wasn't much room for change in this one. I couldn't really take Whitney Frost seriously as a villain. And the romances were...ew. I hated the relationships with Sousa and Wilkes. Like, when Wilkes asks her out, she literally says "no" and next thing you know they're on a date. And they kiss. So. Many. Times. When they have known each other for a day. 😐 And...of all people, SOUSA??????? I ACTUALLY SHIPPED SOUSA AND VIOLET. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BREAK UP? WHY DID SOUSA HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID, UNNECESSARY CRUSH ON PEGGY? WHY DID PEGGY AND SOUSA HAVE TO GET TOGETHER AT THE END? WHY????? 🤮 Peggy is Steve's. Not Sousa's. Not Wilkes's. STEVE'S. And the end of Endgame made that possible. Anyway, the second season is about Peggy going to California in 1947 to help Chief Daniel Sousa, who is understaffed, solve a mystery about a lady who was frozen in ice on the hottest day of the year. They learn that she wasn't frozen, she was killed by a substance called zero matter. So they try and find out who killed her (I think?) and they cross paths with Calvin Chadwick, who is running for state senator, and his movie star wife Whitney Frost. Later, when Dr. Wilkes is trying to bring zero matter for Peggy to study, Whitney Frost tries to steal it but infuses herself with it instead. It gives her crazy powers, like if she touches someone she instantly kills them. So Peggy and her friends have to stop her, AND not get killed by Chief/Agent Thompson. I didn't really understand the part when they were in the desert and Thompson tries to shoot everyone. And why exactly did he try to kill Peggy, and then in a split second decide to change his mind and help her?? Uhhhhh... AND THE CLIFFHANGER ENDING. THE CLIFFHANGER WAS SO...CLIFFHANGERISH. AND THEN AGENT CARTER GOT CANCELED AND WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO POOR THOMPSON! 3/5. Other than the awful parts of season 2, it was a really fun show to watch. I loved the mysteries they had to solve.

Please read this review! Horrible film. Save your money. I could not take this film seriously, from the "sun god" wearing what seemed to be some kind of Broadway costume to Zeus's pathetic accent, lightning bolts, and costume, and...Bao, the God of Dumplings??? It honestly makes Captain Marvel and Thor: The Dark World look like masterpieces. This film was significantly different from the other MCU movies. Not only the pathetic wardrobe, characters, and setting, but there was also a shot of Thor's bare buttocks (SERIOUSLY!) This was not a good movie and I would give it a zero star rating if possible. Anyway, that's just my opinion. Thank you for reading my review.