This movie left me speechless. I didn’t even watch it halfway through because I literally couldn’t do it anymore, but even though I didn’t see the whole thing, I can whole-heartedly say it was the *absolute* worst movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Watching this movie was the equivalent of getting your eyes gouged out with a spoon, I’m serious. Obviously I only started watching it because Noah Centineo was in it, but even his beautiful face couldn’t make me keep watching. I knew I had to turn this movie off when “Johnny” made them *virgin* daiquiris. If you want to experience this movie for yourself, which I suggest you do not, then go ahead. But you’ve been warned.