Gary Fairclough

What the F--- did I just watch? This must be the weirdest film ever made. The script was probably great but then on the way down to the copier the admin collided with someone carrying the script for Dr No. After picking up all the papers the end result is Aloha. A rom com missing both the rom and the com but now with added space ships and nuclear weapons.

Bought for the wife and kids after they had enjoyed the 2022 version. Sadly, it's been a damp squib. Full of microtransactions, an unintuitive menu and no ability to curate your own playlist it is apparently a significant backward step. The kids are back to using the old version already.