Whyhat Holman

This is actually the worst piece of fiction I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing. The story was so bad, I’d literally rather do nothing for two and a half hours, because absolutely nothing happens story wise for the entire movie. The only piece of fiction that can compete in terms of bad pacing is To the Lighthouse, which in itself is painful to read unless your dream job is to be an English teacher. I’d feel bad for the actors for getting horrible lines and no character development, but they mostly didn’t do good jobs either. This is such a bastardized version of Star Wars it’s not even funny. I wish I could give this negative stars. This is the epitome of Hollywood thinking they can slap good special effects to any piece of trash and get a good film. LITERALLY NOBODY CARES! Special effects and how the film looks are like 10% of the movie at most! I honestly am angry at Zack Snyder stans for enabling this. I didn’t think it was possible to make a movie that is unironically this bad.