Nate Pacetti

When I entered the theater on April 4th, 2025, I was utterly unprepared for the sheer cinematic experience that I, alongside my closest compatriots, were about the witness. From the moment Jack Black's Oscar deserving portrayal of Steve expressed his longwithstanding sentiments to return to the mines, something about the harmony and the genius storytelling in this film struck a chord deep within my heart. This was not just any movie, this was THE movie, the ultimate movie, the movie of all movies. Every collective film in the history of cinema as we know it has amounted to this masterpiece, and truly there is no better word to descibe this movie than to call it that. My only complaint was that when Steve said "WATER BUCKET: RELEASE!!" Someone released all over me but otherwise 100000/10 drop everything and go watch right now ‼️