Nathan Cara Parry

****Every Texas stereotype you can throw in, only thing they got right was finally showing Texas isn't a desert state and that it's also covered in lakes and rivers. Otherwise, I'm being led to believe that this clique of middle aged cougars run this town? Despite being church going women, they still are the most popular, the most beautiful and the most drunk at the local bar and there are no younger women out there having a good time showing up these rich women who are out partying, dancing, kissing other men all without their husbands? That wouldn't be front page gossip? Phoebe is boring as heck. So....she worked in PR. That's that. No accolades. No career history. Nada. I mean, she's a Yankee toeing a conservative line in Texas but she can't be proud of her education and previous career? Her husband is one the most unattractive jerks I've ever seen, already controlling over what has to be one the most boring women in existence and suddenly this rich clique has an interest in her? Why? No flowing plot. Plot is forgotten most of the time but Margo Banks is having sex with everyone all the time and doesn't fear any consequences. It was tied up on another cliffhanger. Pretty boring one at that. What will they do if the get (I doubt it) a season two? Also, we do NOT hunt that way in Texas unless you are a piece of crap. You just don't leave a rotting carcass out there, you process it and if you don't have room for the meat, you donate it. Because Russian Boars are a hugely invasive species in Texas, Texas wants them dead but also Texas has set up "Hunting for the Homeless" where all this excess meat is supposed to be donated. Not left out in a forest to rot by some aging clique. Also, that Red Head needed her head punched right off her shoulders. What a jealous, nasty little B she is. She's gay but loves being married to the Sheriff despite him being gay also. She's just all kinds of messed up. This show was a Blech.

I freaking loved it. It was gruesome at times, eloquent at others. The way that their fates were dealt was different in every way. Poor Lenore, the best of them. If only she’d have been spared the agreement/curse.