Ross Nicholson

I provided the story for this film as I have for many Hollywood films. I would be happy to provide a sequel story. I've done 8 or 9 for Star Wars. Similarly, Ad Astra could use a good sequel. I provided the story for that one, too. The Revenant needs a sequel. Ask me to help, we can make it as good as the last one no problem. Remember the sequels to Pirates of the Carribean? I did the first two alone and I charged what, NOTHING. I should get paid for some of this stuff, huh? So quit sending me Kasden, Goldsman, Spielberg, Cameron, Shyamalan, Darabont, Sophie Coppola, I will come to you and in between fantastic stories, I can do regular work, too. I've found the cause and cure for 32 human diseases. It is trivial to cure opioid addiction, sadly not alcoholism. Turns out we need to kiss our fathers' faces more and we will all be protected from an awful lot of human sociopathy and disease.

This is just a perfect movie. Upon watching it for the 10th time, the film seems to get shorter and shorter.