Greg Huffman – Google

the horrors of this novel are far too relatable to me. to the average reader, perhaps they will find love in politics discussion, or religion analysis, or just being a fan of deserts. However, i was born with a rare disease called "ambulatory rthmicus" and with every step of my body, i have an infectious... i mean a literal infection, that causes me to break out into dance step. yesterday in going to my car, a somewhat simple affair for most, i ended up recreating the entirety of the music video of Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim (featuring Willem Dafoe). im literally haunted by ear worms and after reading this book: sand worms. last night i had a dream in which i was doing the charleston in the desert and 2 giant worms whom i feared were about to strike me down... well they began dancing along with me. i didnt know whether to be afraid or to enjoy my new friendship. however... i soon began a new experience... jealousy. the worms swayed with a skill and of some repute that i was imcapable of. to add to my horrors, i was born with 2 left feet

I had this gut instinct to read this book that wouldnt stop until i put it in my hands. I set all my friends and family aside and began reading... at first i thought i knew where the story was going, but i got overconfident and had to retreat to a previous paragraph to recount my steps. But it happened and i had to admit it... i was lost in this book... lost and with nowhere to go i died in that wilderness of words. as death visited me in those pages, wisdom from foolishness arrived... happiness is better shared. and you cant share a book. if i ever come back to life, ill go back to watching cat videos on Youtube. man, those suckers make me laugh ill tell ya that, with the little cat on the piano tapping keyss Hahahhaahhah. its so funny! anyway 1/5 book for the reasons stated.