shaza

I held back. I really did. And it sucked me in. HARD, like it was some sort of portal. I must've awoken in another dimension because Nikocado Avocado suddenly got skinny within 2 weeks. Crazy?? So, pro-tip, if you want someone to get skinny, watch Gravity Falls and your wish will be granted. But, seriously, as I type from my bill cipher themed keyboard, I was seeing The Book of Bill EVERYWHERE. The whole world was a yellow triangle with a top hat, a bowtie and one eye. I tried not to watch it. I swear I woke up and I found that all of my social media accounts were based off a certain yellow triangle (the only reason my profile picture isn't currently of bill cipher is because I use this account for school sometimes) I love Bill Cipher. Watch Gravity Falls. This is your sign. The only reason I didn't ever watch it is because: 1 - Dead fandom 2 - Wasn't too fond of the artstyle ( I must admit it later grew on me) 3 - I thought it was WAY too long (in my head it was like 20 seasons with 50 episodes each) People were right. If you want to enjoy trigonometry, then don't watch it. You will never look at triangles the same way again. Also, Waddles actually has a voice actor and it wasn't just some random pig sounds???? Okay, yeah, but seriously, WATCH IT. The gravity falls phase is inevitable, it will strike you when you least expect it. I was 9 months old when the show released so I thought I'd never have one. I was DEEPLY wrong. Yeah but like seriously you're going to watch gravity falls anyways, might as well watch it now than later.