Hudson Gosling

When I read this book my entire life changed. I instantly realized that what I was living was a lie and needed to change my perception of the world. I instantly moved out of my two story house with my loving wife and kids and left for my mother's basement. I changed my diet of salads and protein to 24/7 dino nuggies made by my mum. In my old life (which now seem more like a dream) I worked out 6 times a week and was an olympic cyclist. I need not do that now as I have my pc that takes up half the energy provided to my suburb and have now merged with my couch.