All these bad reviews are coming from salty EA staff and the makers of Session. (Most do not have Gmail profile pics)
But seriously, people need to relax.This game literally just came out. An independent studio worked their butts off and it is actually fun. Challenging at first but like any game, you get used to it.
Only knocks I have is that the replay editor is kinda hard to control and the gravity is kinda weak. Other than those, I look forward to this game's future! (Online, better graphics, more maps, more clothes, etc.)