Tim Mossop

I wanted to love this, went in knowing nothing about it and excited.... I hated it. I felt Zero for the characters, even when I could pick up what they were actually saying. It's so void of feeling and even visually depressing (except for a few exotic locations) that I was stoked when I thought it had ended but then the story thinks it has another half an hour in it. Frustratingly emotionless and too absorbed in how crazy/cool it thinks it's plot to be, which is the best thing going for it but you just don't care.

Excruciatingly Boring. Every scene is drawn out so unnecessarily, the story could be told in 10 mins, if it even worked. So much mumbling about daddy issues. Pointless action scenes that at least break the boredom. Hard to suspend belief on ridiculous flaws in basic physics. Really bad. I was expecting slow and stylish but it was just super boring.