Alex Nowacki

Big Archaeology controls the world, don’t you know. Those nasty trowel-wielding gatekeepers to prehistory jealously hoard the power and the glory that comes with doing hard physical and intellectual labour for below-minimum wages in usually inhospitable conditions. We’re so lucky to have the father of Netflix’s director of original scripts explain to us how archaeologists have been lying to us all these years about, er, something that happened twenty thousand years ago and has absolutely no bearing on the world around us