Mustard Gravy

I think they found these actors in a&w. I would induce less damage unto myself, watching beheading videos for 15 minutes. What a depressing, vapid piece of ass sauce. Horror fans must be down bad, for them to cuck themselves into enjoying this. Best part was when I saw granny titties, n by then I was in a coma from non-hetero jump scares and tiddy fucking CGI from loserville. Take a look at the reviewers who enjoyed thus. They are chronic horror viewers and normie, marvels movie going jizz cumfuckulated. Fuckulytes. "It's subjective." They always say. Shit pizza is not good, you dweeb, dildos. Cope-i-mus maximus's

If you enjoy this, you are the very organic matter that will fuel the reckoning your overlords will unrelentingly release on you and your kin, on mother earth.

There isn’t a single redeeming quality here. The glowing praise this show has received is a prominent glimpse into the psyche of the public consciousness. Don’t forget it. It’s possible that the reviews are fake, but more importantly, when the mob sees the shining praise and mimics it because people of modernity cannot interpret or discern art. These are unthinking mongloids who feel they have an incessant need to enjoy the product they consume, totally incapable of analyzing any of the flaws. Show sucks. It’s for idiots and its success spells the end of substance and art as we know it.

My gf picked this movie. Good thing I love her. This is a movie for all the non binary’s out there. Truly an npc’s delight. If you like this movie, we can’t be friends. I want the genome of all the 5 star givers to this movie to be harvested and removed from the gene pool by individual states/countries. This would be my executive order as ruler, if I were.