joe lechner

I grew up on this game, every mission is beautiful in its own rights. One of my favorite levels in any game is were you mount the giant purple spider thing (I forgot what it's called). Also the soundrack is amazing.

I forgot the names of the episodes, so I'll describe what they are as best I can. Let's get into the bad first. One thing does bother me about the third season and it's that there's less different art styles than the past seasons of it. I don't know if other people get bothered by this too. And the endings of most of the episodes of S3 are... I'll get into that later. Now the good; I think my most favorite stories come from this series and some of the CGI here is scarily too realistic. Some episodes it's extremely hard to tell like the episode before Jibaro and the episode with the giant carcass being observed. Now into the stories. One of my favorites is the episode with the Russians trying to take out the hive and have to use desperate measures. We, the audience see that there isn't much hope, we aren't blasted with information right off the bat, we just see these creatures devouring humans as they go. The Russians have no other option but the nuclear and send one of their own in to plant TNT traps. Long story short, everyone dies except for one survivor. I think that one survivor aspect makes something like in most of the episodes of season three differ. That one thing just makes the alien race that kills everything in its wake is kind of depressing. The one survivor just makes at least a little hope. Another story, or stories I want to talk about are the philosophical ones like Blue and the giant's corpse. Those episodes aren't that action-y, instead, they make you think if your life is actually worth it right now. Blue is about a robot that's basically god, but decides by its own to go back to its original form. It's like dying in your home town that you grew up in. It's heartbreaking, but that's the way that you wanted to go. The giant's corpse is about a man who is studying a giant corpse. Nobody knows where it came from or how it came to shore, but as we see in the episode, it's treated like a monument at first sight. There are people climbing on it and more and more time passes by, I think it was 3 months, and there's none but one person still on it. Instead of playing around, she reads a book by herself. I think this is a metaphor for those who just want to be left alone at a place like New York or Los Angeles. The body is rotting by this point, and the person who observed it now has an older look to him. By the end of the episodes, all of the body parts that stayed mostly intact, including the dick, had been put in sight-seeing places like bars or museums. Instead of them treating it like an alien thing and studying it as much as possible, they just do that. I think that what that means is that you don't have to learn about the universe to understand that everything is, and will be repurposed by other opinions.

the game is good with the guns. But it feels very slow at times, but the story is good. The only thing I absolutely hate is it's like the original doom with its maze-like maps, where you can go somewhere in only 1 way, and also, I hate how slow everything is in space, I kind of get why, but everything has jet pack, and goes as fast as a snail. The only things that move faster are the animals, which makes sense, but it also sucks because they're just copy and past of skags, but reskinned. The sidequests, with the combination of the terrible maps, and the terrible speed makes most sidequests terrible. The writing is also kind of bad, trying to be funny, but isn't, because it needs unnecessary explanation. In summary, it's slow, it has awful maps, and most of the jokes fall flat

this is actually one of the first netflix series I've actually thought to be really damn good. It kind of reminded me of Bojack horseman, but without the Bojack.

I love it, you start with knowing barely anything, 3 hours in, you know at least a little, and more than a week in, you know most of the things in this game. The whole death and restart isn't good... for any other game, but in this game, each time you die, you earn progress while going back to the start.

I didn't like this movie, it was too cliché with everything. With the help of many plot holes in the story, the usual Hollywood kid's movie (as in I think that the creators thought that if it's animation, it doesn't have to be in-depth with anything, thinking that kids are just really dumb) But I don't think that the writers actually wanted it to be cliché, the world is more interesting than the actual story itself. I think that if they went the game route, it would be a lot more interesting and engaging. Maybe it had so many plot holes was because the age rating because most movies that have adult like worlds, but have been stupidized to pg or g are usually bad because they can't actually express what the world's usually is. This would've been better if it was pg 13 or tv 14.

perfect 10/10, very philosophical