David Ming

I moved to O'block after these young men stated its a wonderful place to live! As soon as I stepped foot in this masterpiece of a location, I was met by "king von avenger #1114" and he told me "He would blow my top off and hit me in the candlelight" if i didnt take my 63rd shirt off! I said "no way" and he pulled out the nine! So I gave up my shirt and he consumed it with an unhinged jaw. I was disgusted. I went into my apartment escorted by the Avenger #1114 and his friend "AutoMatics or Run the Pateks (AORTP)". Later, my car was broken into because it was a Tesla model S Plaid. I had all my personal belongings in there, and even my dead wife's urn with her ash! Soon I pulled out the ace of spades. I screamed "SMOKING THAT VON PACK" while holding my Platinum Amex card. Soon Avenger #1114 and all of his pal's ran over with their guns!