Kelp Thing

W upside down is M. M stands for Michael. M Stands for Morbius. This film was truly a double W (a win win) with its historically unmatched excellence. This film is the epic story of how Michael “Driptastic” Morbius becomes vampire during an attempt to cure his blood disease. As a vampire, he takes the role of the imposter within the organization for which he works. He must eliminate the crewmates that work in the complex in order to emerge victorious. This requires young Morbius to learn how to use his new abilities quickly in order to eliminate the crewmates without seeming to behave in a manner that is widely considered to be suspicious. In the final act of this spectacular film, he faces one last crewmate, who happens to be none other than Spider-Man himself! After delivering the already iconic line, “Prepare to be morbed!” the two enter an incredible build battle. Big Morbrizzy continued to crank 90s on Spider-Man, and he even damaged him several times. Spider-Man, knowing he is losing, decides to use his web-shooters against the Most Miraculous Mr. Peabody and Sherman type hero to date. Dripiest quickly sees Spider-Man doing this and reports him to Epic Games because the web shooters are supposed to be vaulted and can only be obtained by hackers like Spider-Man. Spider-Man is instantly removed from the game and has to pay a fine to Elon Musk, EA Sports, and Jones Barbeque and Foot Massage for his atrocious offense against humanity. Morbius emerges victorious and claims the Golden Morb of Benjamin Tenjamin, which allows him to freely change between his normal, vampire, and NFT enthusiast forms. With this new power, Morbius cackles triumphantly into the night sky, proclaiming, “The morbmazing era of my reign shall begin, and I shall morbally take over the internet first by screenshotting all NFTs on the blockchain!” This movie, no, this work of art is truly a great all-time cinematic, artistic, and cultural masterpiece. I highly recommend going to see it as soon as you can, so you can say you saw it before it sold 10 morbillion tickets. *spoiler warning* #morbiussweep