Mark McKenney

I read that this movie was so bad it's good. No. It's worse. Way worse. I'm not sure MST3K could save this. Madame Web is 1hour and 56 minutes of my life that I will never get back.

Interesting stories poorly told, which is better than poor stories well told. I was deep into the second season before I heard the narrator, when questioning the demise of one lady, quote the Richard and Linda Thompson song, "Did She Jump or Was She Pushed?" Two takeaways: 1) If you are in a relationship in need of mending don't go on a cruise. It won't end well. 2) If you want to off somebody, take them on a cruise and chuck them over the side at night. Then, stick to your story that they jumped. Not fell. The safety rails are too high. They have to jump. Overall, the show is a wonderful trainwreck I can't stop watching.