Flint Ite

I have never watched a more mediocre film. Every line was delivered in a flat, napoleon dynamite fashion with none of that films humor. Actors lines are dry and emotionless, there is no action, barely any humor, I just don’t understand why this movie exists much less with so many high profile actors. There is really just nothing to like about this dreadfully boring movie.

The only positive about this movie were a couple of interesting shots at the beginning that fooled me into watching further. Multiple plot points, such as the infection and the religious cult, go absolutely nowhere, and story elements that have been set up throughout the whole movie are dropped in the last eight minutes in a favor of a nonsensical and borderline voyeuristic cannibalism “twist”. Imagine if resident evil biohazard was mixed with a bad 90s porno, and you about have this movie. Lobotomization is featured heavily in this movie, which is funny, because I imagine that sitting through this entire two hour ordeal is about the closest to the feeling of a lobotomy that someone can get without actually undergoing the procedure. I watched this movie for free, and I still want my money back.