Shane W (CrusaderGamin)

Gay and lame and gayyyyyyyyyyyy

This is NOT a horror movie. It is by far one of the stupidest most boring movies I've ever seen. I have nothing good to say about it. Hallucinating old minors or pilgrims or people singing is not horror. This movie is just so bad. Don't believe any positive reviews they are lying.

I was excited to watch it I like anthology movies but this was just bad. They didn't even tell full stories it was like the beginning of a story or a weird situation that just ends without any explanation. There was only one actual story about a man and mermaid at the beginning that was ok. All the rest made no sense or just started a story without explaining anything or showing anything happen. I do not recommend it.

I like the show because I like Lord of the rings but some stuff they added in is just so bad. The black dwarf woman ruins the show. I fast forward scenes she's in.

Who tf would ever watch this gay ass sht

These long ass boring reviews are almost as bad as the movie. You don't need to type a book to just say it's boring and slow. Nothing about the movie was entertaining. The only scene that I even noticed was because it had boobs. I don't even know wtf the rest of the movie was about I was so bored I stopped paying attention. I just read the positive reviews and they are 100% bots every positive review is fake. Wtf

I thought this movie was going to be awesome. Instead it's about an idiot trying to get pizza. The plot makes absolutely no sense. They have to be quiet or they die so they break into the apartment and start screaming as loud as they can. What the fk is this trash. This is one of the lamest dumbest movie plots I have ever seen. It literally makes zero sense. A guys shirt rips so he gets found and killed but screaming as loud as you can doesn't get you killed?? The government has an escape plan and safe place to go so instead you go to get pizza cuz you know a pizza place is going to be open and making pizzas during an alien invasion. So much stupidity I almost turned it off. Good thing it's only 90 minutes long cuz I couldn't stand a minute longer.

Um. What. What the hell. What this.

Honestly one of the best shows ever made. Couldn't have done better. I'm always really critical about movies and shows but this show is the bees knees

Played halo since the first game. Followed the game when it was originally being developed to be a rpg before it was changed to a fps. The show might not follow the storyline of the games, which it should but imo it's a badass show. First episode I was actually excited seeing the first attack and the Spartans showing up. Ignore the 1 star reviews and watch it. It's better than 90% of the movies that came out the last few years. If you don't have a hardon for the story being exactly in the same as the game, you'll like this show.