Sam Boadway

100000000000/10. A cinematic masterpiece. When I watched this movie it was clear that this was not only the best movie in the world it is a symbol of true excellence in the cinematic universe. This movie is worthy of a global following and religion in it of itself. This movie is so realistic I had actually thought that I was looking at an actual animal of the prehistoric species sitting no more that 5 feet in front of me. This is simply because of the unreal vfx that make this movie indistinguishable from real life. Every time the velocipastor felt pain I felt it too. From now on I keep a vault of gifts for the velocipastor to make myself worthy of being in his presence. To reach the max evolution of human evolution we must become the velocipastor. Humans are nothing till their form has been transformed to the velocipastor. My first act was to build the biggest church in the world to contain a gathering of thousands of people so that we can all become one with the holy being that is velocipastor. This isn’t just a movie this is a wake up call for the human race to become holy beings. Every time this movie is watched they become a better version of themselves. A being with no flaws. Overall this movie is so perfect in every facet and form imaginable that it will change your life from being a normal human to being an immortal holy spirit. Not only do I recommend this movie I’m forcing you to watch it. This movie is almost so good that humans don’t deserve to see it. We are the velocipastor the velocipastor is us. We breathe velocipastor and live velocipastor. The velocipastor is holy. Holy is the velocipastor. Everyone decision made in the history of the vaste expanse that is our universe has led up to this. THE VELOCIPASTOR