Dasia Amis

Part of this review will surround the last 2 films Everyone was quick to find out that this movie was getting a third sequel, like a week before the second one came out. And after the second one— I was confused because like.... why do we need three movies about a kissing booth? Sounds like a money grab to me. My main problem with this movie is the two main characters Elle and Lee. Lee is a whiny, complaining, selfish, childish, ungrateful white privileged rich girl. When it comes to him, everything needs to be about him and he always needs to have his way. He treats Elle like property and is too stubborn to learn that there’s GONNA be periods in their life where they’re gonna be apart. Diving into this movie plot now. I mean- what is there to dive into? Lee’s parents are selling their beach house and Elle can’t decide between schools. Like, that’s the WHOLE thing. Lee has the absolutely AUDACITY to have a fit about the beach house that he hasn't used in YEARS even though he's lucky enough to have a whole mansion?? rich kids i swear smh What drives me is how these stupid lists they make is causing them to have a toxic friendship. Their best friend rules list or whatever it’s called. It’s clearly been the main problem throughout the trilogy, all because they are making themselves obligated to follow some dumb rules they came up with when they were 4. And the summer bucket list they made when they were young— Throughout the film, Elle is seen feeling very stressed about some silly list because she knows Lee will have a fit. And keep in mind, she is completely it to make up for not going to Berkeley with him. MAKE UP FOR WHAT??MAKING HER OWN DECISIONS?? SHE IS NOT PROPERTY. Especially when Noah makes up for the argument they got into and lit their backyard with lights, candles, and sets up a romantic dinner he cooked and this girl completely turns him down for Lee, even though they spent HALF the summer together and she can’t even spend one romantic night with him without making things about Lee. No, she just wants to ditch Noah for a stupid flash mob which I— god it’s like my brain is running the highest level on a treadmill. They bring back Chloe and Marco just to spice things up. The thing that gets me is how Noah has been nit-picking with Marco and kept initiating fights with him even though what happened at the DDM event wasn’t his fault, it’s Elle who he should be mad at for still hanging around a guy that SHE kissed on LIVE television. No, he did not go in for the kiss. And.... it was clearly gonna be international. Did she really think Noah was just.... not gonna find out? Or that other people in the family or in his life weren’t gonna address the video to him? Honestly the only part I liked was the one at the beach when Marco and Noah were about to get into it, which is the only good part of this film if I’m being real. Now it’s time to talk about the RUNNING TIME. I think this was 2 hours and MY GOD, this movie going on for THAT LONG MAKES NO SENSE. It just felt complete after a full 60 minutes. Then for the next 60 minutes is just a bunch of bs they shove in your face So yeah. You will live a better life by not watching this movie. This is a stupid money grab and a waste of existence and watching this movie unironically feels meaningless :) I feel bad enough that I had to take 15 minutes out of my day to write about this hot trash.

I have been obsessed with romance lately and this movie has increased that obsession! Never have I rooted so hard for two people to kiss. You can tell Ryan and Sandra are good actors with the way you can feel the awkwardness between them. The chemistry they had on screen is just so unreal. I honestly wish they had more cute moments together, like the one scene at the welcome home party when everyone in the room pushed Maggie and Andrew to kiss, or when they accidentally bumped into each other while butt naked. That’s all I have to say. This is the cutest movie ever, I highly recommend!

i used to be a huge fan of this when i was 8 (which was right when it came out) and rewatching it today, this movie feels so overrated and overhyped. the animation is neat and its cool to see the improvement of it throughout the other frozen films. my main problem with this is the protagonist, elsa. shes probably the most annoying character ever coughed up, giving such a poor example of whats supposed to be a ‘princess’. Elsa simply cannot he compared to any other princess in the franchise. Let’s do a rundown, shall we? There’s tiana, who’s ambitious and a committed hardworker who was determined to reach her dream, regardless of others thinking she isn’t capable doing so based off the color of her skin. Belle. Independent, kind, and craves adventure. Jasmine may have a sassy attitude, but she is well defined and knows what she wants, even if it means going against the rules of her kingdom. Ariel. Motivated, boy crazy, and curious. Rapunzel is determined to meet the end of her comfort zone and is very creative. Mulan is a strong, confident, risk taker that’s heroic and nearly put her life on the line for her dad. Pocahontas may be disobedient, but she’s also similar to jasmine and belle with the way she loves adventure and chases after she wants and is free spirited in her own way. Anna is silly, aloof, energetic, and quirky. Oh yeah! What about Elsa? - She clearly has control over her powers if you’ve seen the magic she’s been casting while her eternal blizzard - She ran away from a problem she started, just to ‘protect’ arendelle - As adults, Elsa still refuses to tell Anna about her ice parents, even though their parents are out the picture. Sure, it’s a tough thing for her to talk about, but saying “hey Anna I have magic ice powers, that’s why I’ve isolated myself throughout our entire childhood and I didn’t wanna hurt you” instead of freaking out at the coronation and causing an eternal blizzard on everyone - It’s obvious enough she has no care for her own sisters feelings I know this is a pretty appreciated and beloved movie so if you love with movie, that’s great! I’m not stopping you from supporting it. But for me, this has some highs and lows.

Sausage party is a wonderful, magnificent film that deserves to win all the Emmys...said no one ever. Alright Seth Rogen. At least audition for a movie that’s not similar to superbad, neighbors, Pineapple Express, and EVERY OTHER MOVIE YOU HAVE ACTED IN THAT IS NO DIFFERENT. It’s like you just play yourself in every movie you’re in. Honestly I feel bad for anyone that would wanna watch this again in their free time, seeing that some people ACTUALLY like this movie. And if I’m being too mean and upsetting those who like this, guess what: if you enjoy this movie, that’s great. Really though, good for you. Don’t stop supporting it. But this movie for me was just disturbing, revolting, and atrocious. The fact that I have nothing to do this this movie and have no type of association with it is just... an achievement to me I’m sorry?? But if I was god and I found out this was being promoted and released, I would invite satan to watch over heaven while I make sure something is done about the failure I couldn’t stop. Like I don’t know? EXTERMINATING IT? I get that this movie came out 5 years ago but this should’ve stayed in the drafts or just never have been THOUGHT of. And i don’t know if I can call this a movie anymore because the word ‘movie’ is just too suggestive of art. And because of that, I hope y’all are good if I start referring to this as an ‘item’ or such. This item is so concerning to a point where you consider scheduling a therapy appointment for these directors. The sex scenes? The death/killing scenes? What artist/animator saw that on the storyboard and just agreed to animating those horrid parts? So yeah! I’m done sobbing about how this item disturbed me. All I have left to say is, adults, take into consideration that this item has been unsettling for adults too but if you are still contemplating on watching this movie, think smart because this will give the directors more money to make a sequel and a sausage party sequel is one way to start a whole nother pandemic 😀

Even though this movie had some flaws and confusing elements, I still ended up being satisfied with my choice of watching it after the credits rolled! It’s very unique and not something I’ve quite seen before. It is full of action that I didn’t think I’d crave. Even though I feel like it’d be more for people that are a fan of superhero movies. I mean, sure Disney fans like me could enjoy this to but I don’t think it’s for everyone. Modern Disney movies (from tangled to RATLD) really dont catch my attention that much because I’m really all about the classics, this movie still caught my eye. I hope I don’t sound like I’m overhyping it because like I said, confusing elements, some flaws, a little rushed, but remains to keep my attention.

Probably like my third our fourth favorite Disney movie. I only give it that place because I just have so many favorites!! Don’t worry, I still give it props. I watched it last night as I was hooked! My favorite thing is how when you watch other Disney movies and you see the little kids acting cute, wholesome, and captivating and it makes you wanna have your own kids but you see kids like lilo and change your mind. That doesn’t mean she isn’t Disney’s most iconic character. Brat or not, I would love her as my kid because she’s absolutely hilarious. There aren’t that many songs on the soundtrack but MAN these songs are INCREDIBLE!! The cover of Burning Love is so raspy and energetic. It’s my favorite. This movie is gold comedy and you can debate me on that all day, but I will stick by that thought. LOVE THIS

I wasn’t expecting much from this show when I first heard about it on Facebook because I thought to myself “what’s so good about a show that’s just 17 seasons of surgery and doctors?” Something about that concept just sounded so dis-interesting to me. One of my long time friends is a huge fan and has cute posters in her room and is already on season seventeen so I thought you know, like why not check it out. I have to say, i finished the first season and I’m hooked! I mean sure, maybe it’s what I expected it to be but it has a way of keeping it interesting. I love the humor written into the characters and I was so saddened to hear Sandra left the show because Cristina is my favorite character. I’m definitely gonna binge watch this over the summer. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

The kissing booth, soon to be trilogy, is based off a wattpad story from a 15 year old girl. so i wasn’t expecting much from either of these movies knowing that fact. especially after i’ve seen other movies based off wattpad stories. fifty shades of grey, after, and the mortal instruments. i am going to voice my review about the second one since i don’t have enough characters to do the first and second one in the same review. this movie is about noah going down to boston massachusetts on the other side of the country after a romantic summer with elle. elle is heading back to high school for senior year and a new love interest is introduced. that being, marco peña. im assuming you’ve already seen the first one. so like honestly? this whole movie plot has absolutely nothing to do with the movie title. like, this is about some competition based off a dance console under the name ‘dance dance mania’ (or something like that) that was probably a huge thing in the 80s. or 90s. im not sure, im born in 2005 and all i know is that its just pretty old. and im sorry? but like who just sees a poster that says you’d win $5000 from a dance contest on a game console from the 90s? and another thing- i think its so ridiculous on how it takes the movie an hour and 40 minutes to get to the whole part of the kissing booth scene, like isn’t that what the movie is named after? anyways can i talk about the characters real quick? first is elle woods since she is the protagonist and to be real with you- why is she even the protagonist? she sucks. one, she cheated on her best friends brother on LIVE television. two, her best friend lee had a girlfriend and she didn’t wanna respect the fact that they would’ve wanted some alone time even after rachel snapped on her at the halloween home coming thing (i dont even remember what sort of event it was so lets just say home coming ig). third, she wanted to put noah out in front of his family on thanksgiving, accusing him of cheating. the proof she had was a girls earring, that girl being chloe. i mean, she cheated on him on live television? and has done things that are pretty intimate for someone who’s taken. lee. he’s manipulative and doesn’t know how to speak up to elle about wanting space from her to he can spend time with his girlfriend rachel and always throws rachel aside and completely stoods her up when they were supposed to go on a date. wow. what a man with real game. he throws a whiney fit when he finds out elle is planning on not going to the same collage as him just because of some stupid rules they came up with when they were potty training. she is not property and you being her best friend doesn’t give you the position to choose her path. and these dumb ‘best friend’ rules are not in the bible, and their really just ruining their friendship tbh. and lastly, he didn’t even talk to her about cheating on noah on live television, who noah, is his BROTHER. and all the others? idk. they didn’t do much tbh. this movie ends of with noah getting back together with elle, marco wanting to chase after elle even though he knows shes taken, lee forgiving elle, and rachel forgiving her too. so i guess we can name this movie The Kissing Booth 2: Ellie Can Have It All! since everyones so obsessed with her. notice any pattern here? * cough cough * the plot for * cough cough * to all the boys: ps, i still love you. thats all i have to say. this movie is reallyyyy predictable and theres hardly any surprises. strongly don’t recommend unless you wanna tug at your eyelids till they reach your jawline.

MY MOST FAVORITE SHOW EVER i crack up and cry within every episode. i’ve rewatched every single season, it never gets old. it comes with such a talented cast. nick kroll, gina rodriguez, maya rudolph, john mulaney, seth rogen, and jenny slate. i dont see it as some inappropriate cartoon, its a great show for teenagers confused or unsure about something. it talks about puberty, gender, sexuality, body issues, etc. i find it to be such a relatable show. for people having issues with all the topics i’ve listed. it honestly does such a great job putting adult humor and education into one and making it enjoyable. 10/10! my favorite <3

now, i see a lot of people saying its so cliché and look guys, thats the whole point. the main purpose is to make fun of high school movies. like how scary movie makes fun of- well, scary movies? their both supposed to be parodies. this movie is just inappropriate fun that never gets old. i quote so many lines from this movie all the time, every joke is honestly creative and every second has honestly caught me off guard but thats the best part