Kevin Parrish

This game is so dark you might as well shoot with a blindfold.

It’s a ripoff of Fright Night (binoculars included) only the killer next door is a cop, not a vampire. Plus, all the horrid Shaky Cam camerawork breaks the 80s vibe. The only good aspect of this film is the soundtrack.

This was a snoozefest all the way to the end. Some people love this movie. Personally, I want my 90 minutes back.

This is a weird one. It’s a direct-to-video movie that’s not a remake of the 1988 sequel. It doesn’t even include the same actors from the 2011 remake of Fright Night - everyone here is new. What it does have is a regurgitated plot now set in Romania. Jerry Dandrige is now Gerri. It’s a perfect example of Hollywood out of new ideas and can now only go back in time and ruin the classics we love.