Philip Ehusani

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This is a sorry excuse for a movie, a complete cash grab! This is the worst thing Disney has ever made... I include the Star Wars sequels in this judgement! The writing is lazy, the concept is stupid, the bad guys are actually right, but that's irrelevant, the whole thing is just silly! I can't believe they included a living legend like Angelina Jolie in their nonsense. I wasted more than 2hrs of my life on this historical mistake! If I could rewrite Google's algorithms to remove stars rather than give them 1, I would. The movie lacks any bit of depth whatsoever, their silly attempts at making a few scenes comedic is ironically laughable. Was hoping that I'd eventually find out why the Eternals all have several different abilities, but nope! One Eternal has a disability for some obscene reason that no one will probably ever understand. Oh, diversity I guess! Eternals are like robots that were created by some god-like entity... They have feelings and emotions for some reason; There's even a black and gay Eternal who managed to slip the line "I won't change a single thing about who I am" in for some reason. I cringed hard... I'm black! One of them even wanted to be human so bad cuz we're all so great and amazing that she ended up becoming a human at the end of the movie. Remember all those stupid Power Rangers movies... Yeah, those ones, I'd rather watch those than this... At least I know what I'm getting myself into. My advice is, watch the movie, seriously do! If anything, it'll make you appreciate some of the movies you've previously seen!

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