Brandon Johndrow

Bloody fangtastic, this is. I can't wait for a thirsty second season. In the meantime, I'll just keep re-watching the first.

I have such an enormous love and respect for all things dinosaur and prehistoric... whatever they thought was enjoyable and sensical in this garbage fire of a movie, I may never understand. I thought the last sequel was pretty lame and thought it couldn't get any worse. Boy was I wrong times a billion. 😵‍💫I would just completely drop this storyline and start fresh in about ten years. We're going to need some time to simmer down after this one. I loved seeing the original cast, but I'm pretty sure they handed them wads of cash and said, "now act as badly as possible while also making no sense". And I have to mention the total screentime all of the dinosaurs worth mentioning is basically little to none. They introduce new ones and you see all of them for about 6-7 minutes for the entirety of the film. Everything you saw in the trailers that might have been "cool", don't look for it. Cause nothing happens. *Spoiler* They make such a big deal about Blue and her out of nowhere baby that you literally see both of them once at the beginning and once at the end. I can't believe this movie is making money.