Mike M

Oh, golly, where do i start with this clap trap. It started well, a boating accident and you think ok this could be good, then the main story starts. You want woke, you got it. A dysfunctional,family arriving on holiday. They have the LGBT daughter, they have the autistic son, the only thing missing is the ethnic minorities, but being Norweigen, it might explain that. Started well but by the time the disaster hits, the daughter abandons her family for a girl she met 2 days ago, the amount of times the family abandon all reason to go looking for the daughter who just has her 2 day relationship without a care for anyone else. Some bits are hilarious. They steal a van, go racing through the streets to get to a boat and as soon as they stop, the two owners of the van running behind catch them two seconds after they stop. Hussain Bolt has nothing on these two. The father is delayed as a result and misses the boat and the family is, oh well nevermind..bye! He then finds another boat which is now full, and even though a disaster is happening it looks like the boat owner is tidying up before leaving, seriously! He then gives up his seat to an unknown woman with a baby wailing and the size of the child is like a 5 year old. The cow doesnt even say thank you! You then have two scientists who spontaneously and for no real reason decide to commit suicide by walking up an erupting volcano! The makers have no idea how a Tsunami occurs or the speed on one. You can apparently beat a massive wave in a tiny rib with a tiny outboard motor. They forgot completely that during a Tsunami, water is sucked out from shore to make the wave, and with this one being over 500m tall there is no way they could have travelled around Tenerife in a rib. They also forget the wave is continuous, its not just a wave and its over, water floods everything for hours and when theTsunami rips into the plane carrying the daughter and her new lover, smashing all the windows and submerging it under a wave big enough to destroy the whole of the canaries, by now you are rooting for her to die, she wakes up with everyone else on board and able to do CPR on her new girlfriend with a stewardess asking "did she drown" no F'kin sh*t sherlock, before walking off a dry plane with no water around. I cannot believe I wasted my time watching this BS! Save your time, watch paint dry, wash your hair, or iron your underwear because anything is time spent more productive than watching this rubbish. If you are into woke fairy tales you will love it! I honestly cannot believe people who gave this 5 stars, did they actually watch it, or were they watching the film about the Boxing day Tsunami which was quite good. This is dire. You have been warned!

I made it to episode 3 before I started to have my doubts about this series. The start reminded me a bit of "Seven" a dark horror murder scene, and yes it is horrible but instead of focusing on the murders and investigation it focuses on the black lead detective, the samebone who totally destroyed The Rookie- Feds, with an almost clone of her character, the came up from being a waitress to being the best detective in the department because she knows everyone in town and sees them different. Oh yeah she sees them different alright because she is a complete drunk. She drinks from a flask more than she speaks and by the middle of episode 3, I am not sure if the writer joined her at the bottom of a bottle, but the whole thing turns into an absolute explosion of bullocks. She is staggering to crime scenes, crashing her car and fleeing from handcuffs helped by a porter who is apparently Travis Kelce, and she isxa detective!....is this how youth are told adults act? Nope, not for me, wasted enough time watching 3 episodes of this tripe, won't waste any more.

I read some 5 star reviews and honestly wonder if I was watching the sane film. Loved the first film, the second was great, the third so-so. Skill Island great. But this, oh my god, what an awfully poor film. It makes zero sense, notice they hit their quotas for disabilities! Even Kong gets a new tooth and a prosthetic arm which just happens to be exactly where they are in this underworld place, oh and by the way metal is a good conductor of cold, and if Kongs arm froze before he had the artificial limb, by jeez it would afterwards as well! Have not hot a clue why Godzilla had to change or get charged up, did absolutely nothing, or was the pink to add more diversity in the film. If they make another I will miss it, these reached their peak in number 2.

What is it with Marvel and the new films they are coming out with, has money gone to their heads and they now believe they can come out with anything and people will still love it, obviously not. I have watched the Eternals, Wakanda Forever and now this tripe. All are absolutely awful. This is like a goofy comedy, with childish jokes and a story that staggers around like a poor comedy. Getting fed up watching third rate garbage. Don't think I will bother with any more of them, they are not worth my time.

What a boring film. OK the star of the last film died, but jeez, does it take the whole film to remember that. Utter garbage, I cannot believe I wasted close to 3 hours watching this excrement. If they do make another film in this genre, I will watch paint dry instead!

I really really looked forward to seeing this film. Although not a fan of Chris Nolan, I find his films hope for a lot, but give very little. The Prestige was excellent. Dunkirk, meh, a bit boring. Interstellar, meh, a bit boring. Tenet, a total loss, the same with the Dark Knight. Inception, sorry, never got it, and wasn't going to sit through it twice like many recommended. But with all the hype, and the awards, the reviews I thought, hell he must have cracked it. Did I get the wrong film, was there another Oppenheimer I missed? Three hours of dull script, and were the sex scenes just to wake people up from dozing off, because they added zero to the film. I then went back to the reviews and noticed so many look the same, then on closer inspection I notice not only did Cillian Murphy play Oppenheimer, but so did Christian Bale and Benedict Cumberbatch!!! Not only did Ludwig Goransson compose the score, but so did Hans Zimmer! How many of these reviews are real, and why does every review need a conclusion like its a GCSE essay? My own thoughts are that the quality of films now are so poor, maybe through being too inclusive, too much woke agenda that in fact there is very little out there to give awards to. When you have a year of Oppenheimer or Barbie who do you give Oscars to?

A very poor remake of a still superb film. I had hoped for something good but a very poor story, Conor McGregor doing some of the worst acting and most incomprehensible dialogue I have heard since Sylvester Stallone in First Blood made it a real let down. It shambles along until it doesn't even focus on the roadhouse towards the end except for being an empty backdrop when a boat and a car crashes into it. (It was empty, and they said they were always open!) In the end you are just glad this is over. An extra star for the homages to the original film, the double deuce, now a restaurant and the band playing behind chicken wire. For me I will stick to the original, way way better.

A 2 hr 49 minute yawnfest that is more like the Call of Duty game than a film. After a while it was just the same again and again and again. Is this really what people want in an action film now, it is laughable how he shoots more people in one film than America killed in the vietnam war. I gave it an extra star for the dog.

Watchable film, some silly bits but not bad performances throughout. I find it quite ironic though that many are talking about finally having a film about heritage when in true life this tribe captured other tribes around them and sold them into the slave trade. Maybe you can look for some compensation here!

The Rookie overall is great, it has had its ups and downs especially season 3 with all the real problems in the USA, but overall really good. The Rookie feds is the opposite, absolutely awful. How did the FBI solve anything before this school guidance counsellor was there to show them all how it is done. It is so bad it is annoying. Definitely a series that should be cancelled ASAP. If you hear when I was a guidance counsellor, once you hear it a thousand times...argh!