Co hollow

I wish I could have the time I spent watching this movie back. There's probably a solid 3 star 40 minute movie here that's been padded out with long shots of ACTUAL NOTHING. The movie ends shortly after the hour mark and then the whole gimmick of following the killer is just tossed out the window so we can watch to the final girl we spent no time with all movie listening to a long boring as hell story from some random old lady about a bear that has nothing to do with anything and leads to nothing but the credits. Some of the kills are drawn out for so long that I started laughing like some sorta wacko at these people being butchered. Atrocious acting, continuity errors, poor sound design, and the worst pacing I've experienced in a long time. You can barely even call it a horror movie. It's really just long drawn out and gratuitous gore that becomes mind numbing. I want some of whatever these 5 star people are smoking because holy crap it must make just about anything entertaining. I had heard this movie was a slow burn that followed the killer and was really excited to just kick back and watch a slasher slowly and methodically do his thing. Turns out his thing is being boring as hell. It has one admittedly crazy dope kill I will never forget and the makeup and gore effects were top notch... yepp, that's the whole list of the good right there. If you are spooked by your own shadow or if watching candles melt is your idea of fun than this is the perfect movie for you!