If you were dumb enough to fall for 9/11, COVID and stood with Ukraine, you'll love this book that'll teach your children how great "secret handshakes" are and how they mustn't talk about what happens at "pizza parties" run by hollywood elites, government parasites and members of esoteric fraternal orders who tell you they're atheists who "follow the science" just like you while they're in the woods burning an effigy to Moloch or enacting a ritual necromancy at the house of the temple in DC on inauguration day in an attempt to possess the member of the brotherhood they told you that you chose as president with the spirit of the risen Horus.