John Penman

Minimal build-up, no suspence no tension no drama and the ending starts 15 minutes into the film. I took time and effort to see this at the cinema, in my favourite pre-booked seat which gives the optimal viewing and sound. I was so, so much looking forward to the whole experience, instead I wished for an early demise of all the cast. I did watch until the end, and then asked myself, what would I prefer: 1) watch it again sometime in the future? or, 2) self harm?. 1 star is too good for this abominable effort!