This movie is so over the top, it’s like they turned John Cena into a one man Avengers squad. I mean, he’s taking on armies like he’s hosting a barbecue, and instead of grilling burgers, he’s grilling bad guys. It’s like they gave him a script and a checklist: ‘Save the day? Check. Take down 300 soldiers? Check. Shoot down a helicopter? Checkmate. I get it, Cena’s a powerhouse, but even Superman would raise an eyebrow at this plot. It’s like they dialed up the absurdity dial to 11 and threw away the remote. I half-expected him to start wrestling the bad guys into submission instead of shooting them. Next thing you know, they’ll have him catching bullets with his teeth or arm-wrestling tanks. And don’t get me started on the journalist in the movie. She’s more persistent than a WWE announcer plugging the latest Apple product. Every scene feels like a commercial break where she’s trying to sell us iPhones instead of reporting on the chaos around her.
Hey Hollywood, give us a break! Even action heroes need a reality check now and then John Cena should’ve stayed wrestling instead of this shame.