Finn Smith

When I first heard news of a morbius film being released i throbbed with excess euphoria. I yearned for the film’s release with a craving anticipation. When I entered the theatre with the highest of expectations, all were met. I am comfortable to say that morbius was my sexual awakening as I released my seed across the cinema carpet. When I left the cinema my legs quivered with glee. I write this review to pray that I am not alone in my lustful reaction. My seed still drips when I think of the awesomeness of morbius. A fantastic movie 10/10